The Stand Bys

I have been knocked for six with the surgery. I’m completely exhausted and feel like a zombie, one whose face and jaw do not move. I’ve had surgery before, this isn’t new to me, but being this wiped out certainly

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Oops I Did It Again

I had surgery yesterday on my jaw. It hurt like a motherfucker. In case, you know, you were wondering. My lovely consultant and I went over the options, and we both agreed to go for the less invasive surgery called

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Aren’t You a Little Short for a Stormtrooper?

Just before Christmas I went out for a posh night in London town with two very good friends. We’re like war buddies, these friends, as we survived a programme of work together that would break lesser mortals (it simply made

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Outside In

Every evening at 5:45 we have a routine. Dinner has been had, showers completed and tiny pearly white teeth are brushed. Every evening at 5:45 I sit down with one little person on one side, one little person on the

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How Was Your Christmas and Other Sayings I Loathe

One of the aspects of any special event – marriage, children, holidays, the re-introduction of shoulder pads into the modern fashion vernacular – that I loathe is the follow up. The summary to those who weren’t privy to it. I

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