Archive for January, 2012

Oops I Did It Again

I had surgery yesterday on my jaw. It hurt like a motherfucker. In case, you know, you were wondering. My lovely consultant and I went over the options, and we both agreed to go for the less invasive surgery called

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Aren’t You a Little Short for a Stormtrooper?

Just before Christmas I went out for a posh night in London town with two very good friends. We’re like war buddies, these friends, as we survived a programme of work together that would break lesser mortals (it simply made

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Outside In

Every evening at 5:45 we have a routine. Dinner has been had, showers completed and tiny pearly white teeth are brushed. Every evening at 5:45 I sit down with one little person on one side, one little person on the

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How Was Your Christmas and Other Sayings I Loathe

One of the aspects of any special event – marriage, children, holidays, the re-introduction of shoulder pads into the modern fashion vernacular – that I loathe is the follow up. The summary to those who weren’t privy to it. I

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Breaking Dawn – Not Just For Vampires With No Chemistry

It’s 2012. I mean, in case you hadn’t noticed. Or cared. Or ventured from your warm safe cocoon because you had no need for bread, milk, beer, or companionships. But 2012 arrived nonetheless. Along with the arrival of 2012 comes:

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Where have I been all this time?

The stuff I write about!