You know when you have a period of craziness coming, and all you want to do is get through a period to get through to the crazy (assume crazy, in this scenario, is a good thing)?
Today is the 28th of November (as you might’ve guessed because you’re rather educated and literate). In two days’ time the advent calendars come into play – a paper one for me, the non-chocolate lover, a Cadbury’s one for Alastair, and two Peppa Pig ones for little porcine-penchant people.
It’ll be hard to top this past weekend – Saturday we went into London where we all got to hold the actual London 2012 Olympic Torch (yes really), followed by a massive Vietnamese meal. Yesterday we bought our Christmas tree, because it sits outside for a week to acclimate before we bring them inside. And yesterday afternoon I took the twins to see “Arthur Christmas” at the cinema, which once it’s released on DVD is going to become part of the regular Christmas viewing repertoire.
All the presents are bought, and one night this week while Alastair’s at class I’m going to follow my own tradition – a bottle of champagne, “Elf”, and some gift-wrapping, which considering how hard it is to use my hands, the wrapping is going to be interesting, to say the least (the hands and fingers are the reason why no Christmas cards are coming out this year – I simply can’t write any longer). I will resolve my Frankenwrapping by excess use of tape. I’m a big believer in tape. If you’ve ever received a package from me you’ll find it’s been taped to buggery. Tape is something that cures all ills.
This Saturday the tree goes up, complete with the new twinkly star I bought because Nora very solemnly informed me that Christmas Trees (which they called “Missus G’s” last year and which we adults still call them, to the consternation of the twins) must have stars. So this one will. Sunday we’re having lunch with friends, and then the whole joyous season kicks off.
Next week I have my office Christmas party (I am wearing my posh little yellow dress). The day after that, I go to Heathrow to pick up an elf – my father is flying in, and bringing with him a 6 foot tall light up Santa. I am beside myself with excitement in anticipation of Nick’s reaction. The Santa will be joining our three giant light-up snowmen, whom we pulled out last night and checked all the bulbs, and Nick wouldn’t leave them alone for a moment.
My father’s here, we all take a trip on a Santa Express train, where the twins get to meet Father Christmas. There are various further Christmas events, including Alastair’s office parties and I have a theatre day with two of my close mates, in which we’ve all vowed to dress black tie for.
And then you hit the week before Christmas, and I’ve taken the last two weeks of the year off. I won’t be checking work email or work voicemails. I’m going to watch holiday films and write and just be.
I had a small wobble, a wobble which threatened the rosy glow I had brewing for Christmas. It clouded my eyes for a short burst and threw me into a slump, the likes of which threatened to have me change all my recently changed passwords of “Christmasfreakingrocks!” to “Whateverwhocares”, which saw me feeling blue, which had me feeling powerless and out of control.
I’ve pulled the reins back on that pity party.
I won’t have Christmas get rained out this year. Nothing – not the procedure coming on my ankle today, not the incessant reminders of my overfull email inbox, not the lack of cold, not the little wobble last week – is going to take away Christmas from me this year.
This year will be different.
And to that end, the first of the Christmas posts has just been concluded (it’s in my head, they’re the only ones I think of in advance and the ones in which I spend a lot of time thinking of the wording). There will be a few this year, those Christmas posts.
Christmas 2011. I’m feeling it.
-S.

Welcome to the Christmas season!
I’d love to borrow Nick and Nora for the month of December (they could bring the snowmen and the Santa). Christmas without little kids just isn’t nearly as much fun. However, I am enjoying sharing yours!
I love it when kids invent new words and then we use them forever and a day. We great grandkids called our great-grandfather “Grandpa Degah” because when my aunt was little she pronounced Grandpa as Degah. I was 13 before I asked “Why is Grandpa Schaffner’s last name Schaffner and not Degah, like his father?”
Other things we still say:
babing souped (bathing suit)
graham crappers (crackers)
bapu pie (apple pie)
Missus G’s for the win!
Might I politely suggest posh paper bag type arrangements to help your wrists? Good luck!
I have to laugh about the star. I have a beautiful angel for our tree, but a few years ago both of the kids complained about the lack of star on the tree. They agree with Nora, that Christmas trees have stars, and my angel can go in the trash as far as their concerned.
Both of the children are getting a big box full of tape: duct, scotch, electrical-if it sticks, they are getting it. They both love it, and we go through it as quickly as we do toilet paper.
I’m trying very, very hard to remain upbeat. My brother keeps saying he wishes that he would go to sleep and wake up in April. I understand why, but we just do our best to support him. I am, however, so happy that you are feeling this way about the holiday again. I know what Christmas means to you, and how hard the last few years have been.
Can’t wait for the first Christmas post. That’s how I know the season has officially begun.
made up words: when my brother and I were small, spaghetti was bisketti. I think it is a lovely name.
I second the gift bag suggestion!
Merry Christmas,
Suze
Confession. Our tree went up on Saturday. Usually I’m a December 5th kind of gal (used to celebrate St Nicholas the Dutch way) but this year, hey, we got the tree and up it went.
Gift bags, honey. Save yourself.
Honorary invitation to my Chrismachanakkwanzadan Party 100% extended. I mean, it wouldn’t be honorary if someone would get on it and invent teleportation devices, but no, they’re too busy putting scientists to work making drugs to make erections last longer than four hours. But you know, it’s extended, just in case Santa lends you his sleigh or something. We’re getting drunk on mulled wine and watching Elf, so something I suspect you’d be on board with.
Your Christmas shopping is done? Done? How can that be? I have yet to begin… again…this year…again. Sigh. Done?
Oh well…we saw Elf — three times over Thanksgiving weekend and I am not ashamed to admit that I laughed myself sick each and every time…Love It! Merry Christmas to you and yours you lucky duck….shopping is done… yikes.
Hi Shannon – I just wanted you to know that I gave birth to identical twin boys few days ago. I can’t thank you enough for the socks. (I even wore them during the labor)
I’m finally a mother.
I wish you and your family a very merry Christmas!