I don’t really check my stats apart from checking to see how people come and go from this site. Some of the search engine hits that lead people to my site crease me up. Here are a few examples:
everyday stranger Seek and ye shall find.
everydaystranger Go ahead and space between those bad boys.
in the night garden pontipines They’re weird, over-procreating little fuckers.
rice a roni jokes I don’t know any. I don’t know anyone else who does either. The reason? Rice a Roni isn’t funny. Move on.
www.everydaystranger.com Not me, but some asshole is sitting on the domain and wants an extortionate sum for it, but thanks for rubbing that in.
“feelings are unproductive” A-MEN.
CVS twins miscarriage risks The risk as I was told is less than 1%. I’ve been there. It’s a rough thing to go through, and I’m so sorry.
how can i focus on necessary things when When what? You have spinach in your teeth? David Tennant has only two more episodes to go? You can’t finish the fucking sentence?
white pubic hair Look I only thought I had a white one. It wasn’t white. It was blond. And why are you Googling something like this, just pluck that bad boy?
gothic tranny mistress To each his own, man. To each his own.
australian tranny melbourne I don’t know of any personally, but I am regretting the title I chose for that Dame Edna post now.
vintage thanksgiving cards I believe those are the ones where the pilgrims are repaying the debt of maize, yams and turkey from the Indians with smallpox, syphilis and alcoholism. Not exactly the kind of card you want to send to show that when you care you send the very best.
9dp3dt stomach pains It could be anything. Please don’t panic. This is a tough time, but you’re nearly through the 2ww. Hang in there.
stopped disassociating You can do it. It can be done. It isn’t easy, but it can be done.
everyday stranger is ok Awwwwww….I love you.
“do you know how beautiful you are” Not really. But I really really love you for saying something nice like that.
“down into the valley of death rode” Dude – dosages. They can be adjusted.
everydaystranger posterchild for why ivf Works? Cheers.
gnome before christmas Never gnome before Christmas, mate. It’s like white shoes before Labor Day.
nice beads They’re called breasts, actually. But yes, they’re spectacular.
children in need recipes They taste good with salsa on them.
he saw my tampon It happens. Roll with it. If he freaks out over a little white bullet-shaped fiberglass, he’s not the one for you.
tackiest christmas decorations Fuck you.
-S.
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY … people freak me out sometimes!! Seriously!
I really wish my referrals were half this interesting. The best I do is people googling “suck swallow breathe” which takes them here: http://superpreemie.wordpress.com/2004/11/21/suck-swallow-breathe/
I expect they’re all VERY disappointed.
rode the 500
cannons to the right of them
I love it when you guys post these. i absolutely cracks me up seeing what people search for (and scares me a bit as well sometimes)
Thanks – I really needed a laugh today
Good to see you still have your sense of humor :) You are my hero!
God knows how Daddy Pontipine manages it. They can’t even lie down properly, let alone look as if they can successfully procreate!
reminds me that i haven’t checked my site meter in months
Glad to see a little light side – never forget the pure silliness that exists in life.
Gothic tranny mistress indeed – very specific tastes there.
If you can think of it, the Internet has a fetish site for it. Heh.
You just reminded me to go and check my search terms. I sort of feel like I need to bleach my eyeballs now. And to the people who keep searching for ‘how to clean my toddlers vagina?’ seriously, just put her in a bath. You won’t find a how to guide for that on my site! (search terms are for my Sleepless Nights blog, not the other ones).
Oddly enough, or possibly not, google only sends me the really kinky searches about wrong way traffic up wee-wees, geriatric porn and the like.
Google clearly has it in for me, because I have yet to proclaim authority on any of those matters.
Also, in a small aside, because this is the first time I have found your site and had the guts to comment, you’re an awesome writer and I’m sorry you’ve been through such a shit time lately.
G (past-tense brewer of IVF twins and the nosey person who has been reading your back archives like a book).
I laughed at your response to your Christmas decorations…I myself love your pictures of the decorations and semi live vicariously through watching you work hard to keep that up. I get to thinking about decorations and then overwhelmed by the work and just forget about the process.
I am totally going out tomorrow to find the tackiest f-ing Christmas decoration EVER, just in your honor. That literally made me L. O. L.
Are you trying to single me out?? ;-)
LOL, I’ve had a few suspect ones, I almost feel sorry for the blokes who are googling ‘housewives’ and happen upon my site and find no nude pics…
Dude, I want a blog just so I can see how people find me. This is fucking hi-larious.