Archive for July, 2008

How to Create a Bathroom

Take a nursery. Fuck up the window. Brick up the window. Have maniac builders rip out the ceiling, cupboards, and punch a hole through the wall where a window will be installed in what will be the en-suite, once the

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Answers For Multplies

Right – say you’re walking down the aisle in a shop. As you do. And you see a mom with multiples. Do you feel like talking to the babies? Do you feel like talking to the mom? You do? OK.

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Protected: Profound

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The Longest Goodbye

I am hot. The heat has broken here like a hot glaze. I want air to circulate but nothing is moving. Stumbling from Kafka dreams I move off the bed slowly and silently, slipping on the tank top and shorts

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